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By Justin Racz

ISBN-10: 1596918845

ISBN-13: 9781596918849

Satirist Justin Racz, writer of the wildly profitable 50 Jobs Worse Than Yours, returns to the realm of booths, water coolers, and boardrooms-this time focusing on the workingman's final nemesis: his boss. From the bullies to the bureaucrats to the bunglers, bosses are as unavoidable as they're unbearable. fortunately, 50 Bosses Worse Than Yours is right here to remind us that irrespective of how undesirable we predict we've got it, there are worse humans to be taking orders from. together with entries reminiscent of "Condescending Rita," "Enforced After-Work beverages Proposer," "Ten Years more youthful Than You and Makes Double Your Salary," and the unique undesirable boss, "Your Dad," this ebook offers the main insufferable, cruel-intentioned, and mind-bogglingly incompetent employers ever to go through Human assets. The 6th installment within the highly profitable Worse Than Yours series-with greater than 150,000 copies in print-is a hilarious send-up of existence within the place of work.

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25. The Twelve-Stepper Fresh out of his most recent stint in rehab, he's back and better than ever. You, on the other hand, are still trying to recover emotionally from his last relapse. " Rock bottom. Step eight: Make amends. He's burned so many bridges, you're his de facto sponsor. The Serenity Prayer's not just for addicts anymore. 26. Mr. Hollywood He had two hits in the '80s and started his own production company. Now, he coasts on royalties and spends most of his day playing online poker.

Pregnant Boss 24. Balding Boss 25. The Twelve-Stepper 26. Mr. Hollywood 27. The Sleigh Driver 28. The Memo-ist 29. The Patriarch 30. 30-Across 31. Recently Separated 32. Tenured 33. The Dilettante 34. The Misanthrope 35. The Backstabber 36. The Junior Capitalist 37. Mr. Clean 38. The Dropout 39. Pharaoh 40. Madame Secretary 41. ) 42. The Blue Blood 43. The Screamer 44. Mr. Wonderful 45. Mr. Five-Point Plan 46. The Infirm 47. Out to Pasture 48. The Fitness Fanatic 49. The Ventriloquist 50. '70s Dude Turned Corporate 51.

Won't let me do anything on my own. He's always putting words in my mouth, has his hands all over me, makes me sit on his lap. And after a show, do we go out for a beer? No. He just says good night and locks me in a box. "So Reggie, what do you want to do? What's that? You want to sing some Sinatra? 'My Way'? " So far I haven't seen dime one. He assures me the dough will roll in when Broadway starts looking for the next Avenue Q. Until then, hand to mouth — his hand to my mouth. The man does give quite the back massage.

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