By H. E. Bates
Ma hankers for France, warmth. So all ten Larkins flee chilly rainy England in August. Son-in-law Charley teaches bon mots for his youth sunny beach, bursts beachballs despatched at his topless tanning Marriette. Air is stormy, tea vulnerable, nutrients difficult, burnt. Ma's bulk bursts chair. Host Mlle Dupont eyes Pa's bachelor passport and "milord's" monogrammed Rolls.
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You run marathons? Really? That’s impressive. ” “Have you always had that cute dimple? It’s odd that you only have one. ” “You look tired. Did you have a rough week? ” “You look like you lost weight. ” Brain Mess The messages are not getting though. My body is aging and my brain is pulling a Benjamin Button on me. TV is partly to blame with all of the men’s hair dye commercials. Take a little gray out and suddenly ole cracker hips can skateboard around an empty swimming pool. Bah! My sidekick has been getting me deep into a bottle of Advil lately, so I have been taking note of the conversations.
Play to that, ladies, and you have yourself a subservient man at your disposal. Pump up his ego. He needs it. You don’t always need to be sincere, either. Thank him, guide him toward addressing your needs, take care of his physical needs, and you need not worry about him straying. I know a few men (leeches, in my opinion) who seek women in certain financial and emotional states, and then drain them dry. I’m amazed at how often this happens, actually. The woman being leeched from must be aware of what’s going on.
Brain Mess The messages are not getting though. My body is aging and my brain is pulling a Benjamin Button on me. TV is partly to blame with all of the men’s hair dye commercials. Take a little gray out and suddenly ole cracker hips can skateboard around an empty swimming pool. Bah! My sidekick has been getting me deep into a bottle of Advil lately, so I have been taking note of the conversations. “Hey! ” “Let’s go to Palm Springs and play four baseball games over the weekend. It will be fun.
A Breath of French Air (The Pop Larkin Chronicles, Book 2) by H. E. Bates