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By P. G. Wodehouse

ISBN-10: 1409035190

ISBN-13: 9781409035190

Bertie Wooster has been overdoing metropolitan lifestyles a section, and the general practitioner orders clean air within the depths of the rustic. yet after relocating with Jeeves to his cottage at Maiden Eggesford, Bertie quickly unearths himself surrounded by way of aunts - not just his redoubtable Aunt Dahlia yet an aunt of Jeeves's too. upload a hyper-sensitive racehorse, a vital cat and a decidedly bossy fiancée - and all of the materials are current for a plot within which aunts can exert their poor authority. yet Jeeves, in fact, can focus on every little thing - even aunts, or even the rustic. the ultimate Jeeves and Wooster novel indicates P.G. Wodehouse nonetheless in a position to pride, good into his nineties.

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Accusing your opponent of being “soft on drugs” is money in the bank as far as attack ads go--so why not go for it? You’re running for office! You have no spine, you just want to be famous and are too ugly for show business! So even though you don’t really believe we should he draconian on pot smoking, you’ll say that just to stake out that issue in the attack ads. Except then, when you get elected on your stupid ideas, you have to try to turn them into laws. Otherwise, in the next election, the asshole you beat with your cynical attack ads will accuse you in his cynical attack ads of not following through on your campaign promise of the death penalty for anyone with a Bob Marley record.

You actually do more to support Al Qaeda by driving when you go out to pick up your drugs! Hell, all of us can help by driving less but, unfortunately, not everyone has a smack habit to give up. ) No, the target of drugs as faux terrorist-connection #1 was chosen because it’s politically perfect—truly, a dream come true for any administration’s top spinmeister, because it: a) targets something—drugs—that has been successfully demonized, certified evil from decades of marketing. ’~ and: c) it takes the heat off the oil companies, who make a hell of a lot more campaign contributions than drug dealers.

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