By P. G. Wodehouse
Bertie Wooster has been overdoing metropolitan lifestyles a section, and the general practitioner orders clean air within the depths of the rustic. yet after relocating with Jeeves to his cottage at Maiden Eggesford, Bertie quickly unearths himself surrounded by way of aunts - not just his redoubtable Aunt Dahlia yet an aunt of Jeeves's too. upload a hyper-sensitive racehorse, a vital cat and a decidedly bossy fiancée - and all of the materials are current for a plot within which aunts can exert their poor authority. yet Jeeves, in fact, can focus on every little thing - even aunts, or even the rustic. the ultimate Jeeves and Wooster novel indicates P.G. Wodehouse nonetheless in a position to pride, good into his nineties.
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Aunts Aren't Gentlemen (Jeeves, Book 15) by P. G. Wodehouse